In Which Your Esteemed Correspondent, Having Relocated From a Hill Infested With Squirrels to a Field Blooming With Flowers, Traveled First to Fort Dearborn for Scholarly Contests and Thence to Frozen Northern Wastelands for the Purpose of Delivering a Scientific Oration, Continued South to Visit With Familial Relations Residing on the Shores of Oceanis Pacific, Returned Once More Northwards to the Lands of Pontchartrain du Detroit for Another Scholarly Bout, and Thence Continued Homeward to Fort Duquesne, Dutifully Vows to Resume His Reportage and Furthermore to Answer All Letters and Other Missives Directed Towards Him, Which He Has Lovingly Collated in Chronological Order of Reception for That Very Purpose.

It may happen as soon as this weekend.

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