The St. Louis Cardinals’ inept illegal access of the Houston Astros’ database is a hilarious sports scandal for many reasons. As an IT professional, I am giddy with inappropriate excitement over the Astros' terrible password policies, but as a hater of cheap sentiment and unctuous mythmaking, I'm super-delighted that this happened to the Cards.
I don't follow baseball at all, but if you read any sort of sports media, it's impossible to escape the cult that the Cardinals have wrapped themselves in. Not content to be merely one of the most successful teams of all times, the Cardinals PR-machine puts out endless reams of propaganda about how everything the organization "wins the right way" and is just such a moral paragon. That this has now backfired on them in the worst way possible (federal indictments might be coming!) is just the most delicious of ironies.
Here's the thing: we routinely conflate external characteristics with internal virtue, or lack thereof. Not just in sports, but in society generally. Rich and attractive people are perceived to be more virtuous than poor and ugly ones, despite the fact that there's no connection whatsoever between these things. Still, sports is particularly bad at this; there's no more tired sports cliche than the assertion that on-field performance reflects personal worth, even though it's manifestly untrue. What this story should teach us, but won't, is that winning and being a good person are totally unconnected. Winning is a function of team or individual performance in a contest of skill, and being a good person is, well, a song from an entirely different opera, as my people like to say. Teams should, but will not, stop wrapping themselves in moralistic language and pretending that their sports triumphs are indicative of anything other than their performance in those contests. Sports teams aren't moral undertakings; they're businesses designed for entertainment, and if they succeed at entertaining us, that ought to be enough.
It turns out that good people often lose and bad people often triumph, and there's no real rhyme or reason to it. It's nice when "good guys" win, but being a good guy guarantees nothing. You know, kinda like life.